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There
are
so
many
GREAT
titles
that
I'm
sure
I
will
steal
many
for
future
painting
and
drawings.
If
I
do,
I
will
reward
the
minds
that
thought
them
up
with
whatever
paultry
renumeration
I
can
offer.
Below
are
ALL
the
Titles
submitted
The
Grin
Master
and
his
children
I
Eat
the
Maggots
Inside
of
Your
Womb
Surgeon
General
Says:
Family
Life
Clown
Cheese!
Diaper
Stench
Drunk
and
Horny
Shits
and
Giggles
...
Liz
Jacobs
...
"white
heroin"
...
Cheryl
Sommers
...
the
cyrcus
of
madness
...
Peter
...
Fears
of
the
calm
...
Wendie
...
pleasure
of
mind
...
Darryl
S
...
Mezkaleen
the
clown
...
rifraf
...
declivitous
mind
sink
afflictive
face
stagnant
mouth
scabs
the
leper
clown
...and
that's
how
it
is
done
cotton
candy,
acid
&
entrails
look
who's
come
to
play
with
me
...
Bonestheclown
...
'Tera-Ring'
...
Nick
...
breath
of
life,
unfelt...
as
a
child,
i
played......
when
i
die?
-and
-
-did
i
ever
tell
you
go
away?
-happiness
is
a
drunken
piercing
session,
love
is
the
morning
after.
-no
limits
huh?
-when
im
lonely,
i
go
to
hell.
...
-tAbi
...
"STONEY
THE
CLOWN"
...
Grant
Stead
...
Soviets
bomb
US
I
got
so
big,
dogs
picked
my
teeth.
Civilization
Voluntary
Passive
Euthanasia
Directions
to
My
Special
Place
Joyful
Toy
of
3482
Faces
Another
Part
of
a
Clown's
Brain
Death
of
the
outer
self
...
Brownlee
...
Maximal
Clownage
...
EBMF
Torture
...
Migraine
Vaccination
Placebo
Discipline
Placebo
Threshold
Probe
Neurosis
Affliction
Tonic
...
Diane
Hutchinson
...
"The
Pain
In
Smiling"
...
Rebecca
...
1.
The
Bliss
of
Shock
(shock
as
in
physical
or
psychological)
2.
Headache
-and-
1.
Waiting
in
the
Dark
2.
Visions
in
the
Dark
Room
3.
My
Friends...the
ones
who
really
know
me
4.
Me
...
SeraphimCloud
...
"It's
showtime!"
or
"Another
Day
at
the
Races"
...
jeff
s
...
1-Holy
fuckin
hangover
2-cought
in
the
act
(HA
HA
hA)
3-the(clowns)last
supper
4-Abys
of
notionz
5-Last
night?
6-How
did
this
happen
7-The
last
thing
I
remember
was...
8-Who
you
callin
a
clown!
9-UNTITLED
10-a
night
with
the
living
11-tha'
tha'
that's
all
folks
12-Fool
in
love
13-love
to
hate,hate
to
love
14
-
The
last
13th
-
and
-
my
world/
or
my
demonz
the
hole
in
my
head
darkened
within
young,old
and
restless
self
forsaken
the
dead
in
my
head
...
Gerald
P.
Cates,
AKA:
"lefty"C.O.
"LEFT
Side
prod.
...
Dream-like
Reality
or
Sheltered
Reality
...
s.gal
...
The
offspring
of
society
The
reality
of
happiness
Reality
through
the
eyes
of
the
disbeliever
Pure
Evil
Societies
Circus
Path
to
hell
Life
under
the
big
top
A
Laugh
to
your
Own
Thoughts
...
Lauren
and
Scott
...
1.
Phantasmic
Circus
2.
Clown
Modified
3.
Jesters
Night
Out
4.
Harlequin
Dreams
5.
Clown
Farts
6.
Happy
Dance
Clown
Party
7.
Happy
Bunny
Sunshine
Parade
8.
Mad
Grin
9.
Less
than
More
10.
Chaos
in
Mind
11.
Thoughts
Gone
Wrong
12.
The
Devil's
P.R.
Rep
13.
Tranquility
in
Madness
14.
Pen
Pals
15.
Seriously
Fucked
16.
Jerry
the
Janitor
and
All
his
friends
17.
Swirling
Entities
18.
Forest
of
the
Clown
19.
Another
Clown's
Teeth
20.
It
Takes
More
than
Milk
...
Sheldon
Pfeifer
...
a
tru
christian,the
perfect
christian,jesus
thru
the
eyes
of
LSD
...
Leprkan666
...
CIRCUIS
BREAKER
CIRCUIS
CITY
...
Shally
Brady
...
A
jesture(gesture)or
death
or
life
as
percieved
by
the
viewer
...
Sherry
...
Subscript
...
Ricky
Lee
...
John
Wayne
Gacy
"Self
Portrait"
"How
I
Look
at
My
Self"
I
Am
J.W.Gacy
...
Skip
...
Hell's
Clown
...
Psmarz
...
Clownyackie
YakDeYak
InnerYou
...
Petronet
...
1.
Odyssey
of
a
Klown
2.
Acid's
Such
a
Crazy
Drug
3.
The
Better
Half
4.
Schizophrenic
Tendencies
...
Salome
Mallgren
...
Emmett
HELLY
(A
take
on
the
name
of
the
famous
clown
Emmett
Kelly)
...
Art
Wahlers
...
(1)
Smoke
Ring
Circus
(2)
Jack
Off
in
The
Box
(3)
Keep
one
eye
open
(4)
Sewn
Together
...
yaoi
godess
...
insane
clown,
the
imposter,
what
the
hell
am
i
laughing
about,
fantic
clown
crap,
king
clown,
laugh
till
death
...
Mohd
Azmi
Bin
Asroff
...
Bingos
hypomaniacal
infestations
...
goo
...
"Thoughts
In
My
Head,
Of
A
Clown"
"They're
Laughing
At
Me
Mom"
"Fuck
The
Money
&
respect,
I
Have
the
Power"
"Distressed"
"Thoughts
of
A
Disturbed
Child"
"Fuck
It,
It's
Nameless"
...
Aaron
Redmond
...
"Voices"
...
MoTives
...
"me"
...
Tori
M
...
"The
Black
Dimension
of
Fear"
...
Bridget
Galinski
...
Bozi
Muka,
(Czechoslovakian
for
"God's
Torment")
...
Geoff
Wood
...
Fears
of
a
clown
Insouciance
...
Michael
Heyns
...
"Happy
Hour"
...
LilDevilRed
...
Come
little
children
The
greatest
show
on
earth
Bueaty
surrounds
me
Happiness,
Love,
and
Peace
...
kooie
...
PERVERSE
EXCITEMENT
LIFE
IS
A
JOKE
...
anom
...
mad
love
strange
world
of
people
for
i
am
the
one
earth
be
beauty
human
so
sad
...
anom
...
"Cacophany
of
pain"
(or
just
"Cacophany")
"Escape
to
the
Voices"
"An
Unusual
High"
"Disapproval"
(detail
4)
"Message
in
a
bottle"
(bah,
cliche,
never
mind)
"Messages
from
Salvia
Divinorum"
(I
assume
you've
tried
that
particular
psychoactive
...)
"Fixed
Grin"
or
"Forced
Smile"
...
Lee
Monamy
...
1.
Prelude
to
insanity
2.
Hello
pogo
3.
Welcome
to
the
rest
of
the
beging
of
nothing.
4.
Tea
anyone
5.
How
much
coffe
do
you
think
went
into
that?
6.
In
the
mind
of
madness
7.
Clow
+
insomnia
=
well
you
get
the
point.
8.
The
dream
of
an
insomniac
9.
Mr.
shmee
10.
Supercalafraguliscticexpialadotious.
...
Ely
Lakai
Lakou
...
my
old
submission
dealt
with
love
my
stupid
mistake
MAD
GLEE.
...
Spoknwrd333
...
Freudcyclone
"The
son
of
Freud"
...
ITHINKLIKEFREUD
...
Pop-culture,
Askew
Dimentia,
Party
of
One
Silent
Screams
Lucid
Hauntings
One
Man's
Delusion,
Another
Man's
Fear
Ramblings
from
the
Void
Spiritus
ist
nicht
mein
Freund
-(
German
is
such
a
powerful
language,
why
not
stray
away
from
English
for
something
so
simple
as
"Alcohol
is
not
my
friend")
Cranial
Hemophilia
Another
Creation
Damned
Skewered
Psyche
...
Optikal
Fade
...
"THE
LORD
OF
KLOWNS"
...
Bleuonel
Laio
...
"Peer
Pressure Experiment #94"
... epsy ...
"The
Lonley"
or
"The
Lonliest
Clown"
...
Wayne
Pells
...
when
liars
dream
...
George
Davis
...
Laughter
makes
the
pain
go
away
What
really
goes
on
in
the
mind
of
a
clown
Everyone
has
their
demons
Even
a
smileing
face
hides
pain
...
Korin
Bennett
...
"The
World
Behind"
...
bilursag
...
"CLOWNTOWN"
...
Nanette
...
"CRANKMAGGOT"
"
FINAL
STAGE
OF
BOWEL
FUNGUS"
"
SNIFFING
TOE
JAM"
"
TURD
SMOKER"
"
SCROTUM
ZIT
PICKER"
"
CROTCH
CLOWN"
"
THINKING
OF
YOU"
"
KLOWN-
MIESTER
"
"
FELCH
"
"
MINDSNATCHER
"
"
TOILET
RIM
LICKER
"
"
FUNKY
MONKEY
BANGER
"
"
VOMIT-MIESTER
"
...
RICK
...
a
Christ
created
for
twenty,
inflated
for
fifty
and
torn
a
God
made
by
one
for
one,
invincibility
even
in
the
painful
cacophony
of
stars
Coulrophobia;
(Note:
Coulrophobia
is the
morbid
fascination
with/intense
fear
of
clowns)
...
Walter
H.
Diebold
...
"not
re-hab
again"
...
maddmaxx
...
The
Devil's
Clown
has
come
to
town
to
look
upon
your
rotted
sole
it's
from
hell
he's
come
and
it's
to
hell
you'll
go
when
it's
time
to
pay
his
toll.
when
all
said
and
done
there
ain't
no
more
fun.
when
the
Clown
says
it's
time
to
go
,no
more
plesure
will
you
know,
for
hes
come
to
collect
your
sole.
he's
the
Devil's
Clown
and
he's
come
to
take
you
on
down
to
his
part
of
town
for
it's
a
one
way
trip
that's
not
verey
hip.
forever
in
hell
is
were
your
sole
will
dwell.
because
that
my
friend
is
hell.
...
Rod3michelle
...
Humorously
Divine
Die
Eier
von
Satan
Vacantly
Oblivious
Distastefully
Obvious
Transparent
Awareness
...
Marilynne
...
"Malefic
Montessori
Malaise"
...
Patrick
O'Neill
...
daydream
in
hell
or
vermis
mysterous.
...
nick
hammett
...
1.
My
own
private
Pennywise
2.
Trip
to
my
circus
3.
Society,
the
biggest
circus
of
all.
4.
When
i
grow
up....
5.Ringmaster
6.
Under
the
Big
top
7.
Circus-vented
8.
Not
my
Childhood...maybe
yours
9.
A
child's
Nightmare
10.
Can't
go
to
sleep...clowns
will
eat
me....
11.
3
rings
and
a
drop
of
acid
12.
Come
one!
Come
all
!
some
more...
1.
Stephen
King
Birthday
Party
2.
Severe
Indegestion
3.
Blow-pop
4.
8
month
old
Insomnia
5.
Ferris
wheel
Fall
...
Phox
...
a
crazy
drunk
geezer's
mundane
effort
to
acquire
food
and
shelter
...
monkey
toe
...
death
clown,
insanity
asylum,
despair,
dementia,
deliria,
damnation
...
Paul
Laurie
...
some
kind
of
real
...
Charlene
...
"Through
a
Child's
Eyes"
"Coulrophobia"
(phobia
of
Clowns)
...Talon
J.
Everette
...
Sicko
Junko
Junky
Smacky
Smako
Krako
Krakky
or
Cheebo...
the
Clown
OR
The
Fears
of
a
Clown
(when
there's
no
one
around)
...
Dean
Sitton
...
gusto
laugho
satanis
...
Beckham
H.
Miller
...
1)
Forced
happiness
2)
The
show
must
go
on
3)
Raping
my
mind
of
sanity
4)
Crying
on
the
inside
5)
Say
"Cheese"
...
DVS-1
...
Cranial
Wanderer
Dreamlunatic
or
Dream
Lunatic
Numbed
A
Dulled
Death
Laugh
with
Me
Forgotten
Friends
The
Madman's
Treehouse
and,
of
course,
Hooray
for
Hallucinogens
...
Paul
Amyx
...
Skulking
Towards
Clarity
...
Lisa
Rowland
...
"
THE
FAMILY
"
...
yeung
ming
ching
...
dementia
disillusionment
tragic
carnival
send
in
the
clowns
the
breaking
point
strangers
with
candy
/
perfect
strangers
klonapin
(the
anti-depressant
that
causes
suicide
attempts
-
i
know
of
two
other
victims
besides
me
so
its
a
definite
/
writing
a
song
titled
klonapin.
either
that
or
charcoal
[tube])
...
dybbuk
...
Peace
of
Mind
Humor
of
Sin
Stench
filled
Stupor
Smile
as
I
kill
you
...
Dominae5
...
ha
ha
ha
Ronald's
new
look
can
i
have
another
one
of
those
where's
the
pope
don't
take
the
brown
acid
death
to
the
interloper
killer
klowns
from
outer
space
kill
my
mom
...
ALL
from
yosiki
...
Laugh
Clown
or
Laugh Clown Laugh
Crown Clown, Clown Crown, Clown Crowned, King
Clown, Clown Around, Clowning Around, (The) Center
Ring, In This Corner, (The) Player, Happy Time, Clown
Mephitica, Krespe Klaun, Deliria (The Clown).
Mephiticlown?
... All from Don Trujillo ...
Smile
now, shit later..
One loaded clown..
This could happen to you..
Inside dreams, nightmere screems..
The world is a joke, and im just a fucking clown.
evil does what evil does.
... All from Chris Cragan ...
"Kick
me in the Big Top!"
"they're just starting to kick in..."
... by Bartholemew(-LEFTY>) Powers ...
1.)
Phantasmagoric Orgy
2.) Orgy Porgy
3.) Good Morning Sunshine
4.) One Night Stand
5.) XTC Trip
6.) Carnie Love
7.) Girlfriends PMS
8.) Daddy dont hit me
9.) Herion FLOSS
10.) Fuck Pay, Bring on the bodies!!
11.) I'm not your cotten candy
12.) Satan-Sin-Death-Hellhounds-ME!
... All by James Ellis ...
"
Sea Ring Circus " or " Aqua Dementia "
... Mark Contatore ...
Le
Ballad Mal
Clownin Aroun
Lusus Naturae (Freak of Nature)
Psychosomatic Extasy
... the supreme ruler of Halgith ...
of
you, of me, of them, i laugh
i think of you, and cry. i think of me, and die
silent laughter ...
AlPhA-MoNkEy
A
STRANGER TO MY SELF.
SOUL OF A THOUSAND SINS.
... by scott.asbury ...
"LIfe
Harassed by Life"
Phantasmagorically Speaking
Hellish Hallucinogenic Quantum Obliteration
Transformational Hegemonic Perceptions
Quasi Inner Relational Dialectics
Deep Fried Cerebral Cortex
Escape From the Awful Truth
My Dog Ate my Shorts
WHICH Reality?
Reality on My Mind
Acidic Adventure
Time Stoppage
Fuck Reality
My Brain Hurts
More Windowpane Please
Marinated Blotter and Peyotal Green Beans
Wake Me Up When It is Over
Must We Return To Reality Now?
I Don't Want to Go Back To Work
Zen Ruminations Lead to Nowhere
... All submitted by the insane Chuck Schoon ...
Laughing
to Death ...
Stephen
"sanity
in the mind of the insane"
... Denise
A.D.H.Demons
...
D.J. Cram
"Lifeís
Clown Finds Comfort"
"Bliss In The Bottle"
"The Vivacious Vile"
"Content?"
Or simply: "Avoidance"
... from Star ...
1.Personification
2.Living Sideways
3.My Life is a Joke.......I Don't Get it
4.Reality2 <---(reality squared)
5.Fool's Demons
6.Forsaking the Husk
7.Tonal \ Nagual
8.Lucidity
9.Nihilistic Enlightenment
... All by Donna Ball ...
LaVey's
Revenge ...
Tony Tripp
"Self
visions of darkness placate the clowns consciousness"
"Robert the Clown", (the 'work title')
... John Stodd ...
1.
clown
2. clown like you
3. painted smile
... by jak ass ...
i
bet that clowns name is norma
... Turntable, AKA: -n3ekolah
"The
Great Deceiver"
... Phil Peters
Killer
Clown or Killer Klown
Insane Clown
Clown from Mars
... Etienne Simard ...
"in
species rictus"
... AscensionMaster
"Cant
sleep, the clowns will eat me"
... Jeff Love
Disney
after Dark
Lynch Mob
Dream
... From Maggie St. Thomas ...
"Diversion"
... Lindsey
in
the mind of pogo
the dark carnival
... jeremy ...
Æ
... ›Chris Wall›
1.
Crying on the inside
2. Happy Fun Time Surprise
3. Daddy?
4. Coulrophobic Dreams
5. Fly in my soup
6. Pour a little more battery acid on it
7. Vitameatavegamin
8. Xenomorphic Titty Bleed Anomaly
9. Mind Corrosive
10. Masturbating with Vicks Vapo-Rub
... All submitted by CrazyDano ...
god
was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains , so I ate him
Trephination
I can't Find My pants!
My dinner with Andy
... All submitted by Dave ...
"The
Divine Greasepaint"
"Sublime Jester"
... Both submitted by Robert Brandin ...
alcohol
omibas
crazy tails
into the zone
frayed nerves
unhappy trails
mezmo the merry maker
mini johnson
fubar
the wonders of alcohol
drug buddies
their all laughing at me
invisible mayhem
... All submitted by dou "the beast" ryan ...
come
and see the rest of the show
trip the clown
billy smart
turn the olor up
clown in glory
... All submitted by Rupert Hines ...
bastard
clown fantasy
... Adam Batnick
Ictus
...
unknown person
It's
Not Funny
Insane Laughter
Mr. Laughy Man
Just Another Thought
Chaos Receiver
... All submitted by vik q ...
Laughing
at my own demise
... shawn strader
"Progressive
Dementia"
... Anthony Gray
Nocturnal
Jestations
... John Farmer
Humorous
Evolution of Insanity
... Joseph Michael
"
Happy Days "
... CURTIS BECKERDITE
"Clown
Town"
... robert mccall
"Clownucopia
of Congestion"
"They're All Gonna Laugh At You"
"Grin and Bear It"
"Keep Smilin'"
"Circuscision"
... All submitted by matthew aikens ...
"Happy
Hell" ...
Evan Price
"Carnival
Delusia"
... Frank Flintstone
"Phantom
Festival"
... XpoP
"Circus
of the Shrimp"
... Chris Winkler
"Spectical
of Spirits"
"Demensia Circus"
"Spirit Circus"
"Ghostly Visitations"
"Black Circus"
"Haunted Circus"
"Insanity Circus"
... All submitted by NeoPuss ...
"Scream
of the Butterfly" ...
Nick Ellsworth
"Strahey"
... Dean Broadbent
"BLISS"
... Jerry
"Whispering
impossible secrets"
... David Flood
"Time
Will Tell..."
... -loser
"comfortably
freaked"
... faass
"Stuck
in the middle with you"
... Mike Magee
DELECTABLE
CRUSTACEANS
BOZOS DEMISE
CENTER RING SAM
DEEP SIX BALLYHOO*
ABSYNTHE AND MADNESS
CIRQUE DU ABYSS*
SIN SWIMMING
NEPTUNES SCOFFLAWS
APPARITION SOUP
CORROSION KING
DIABLOS AQUARIUM
... all submitted by Jim Sizelove ...
Send
in the clowns.
When the lights go on at jumbos.
This isn't your mom's and dad's bozo's
big top whoe down.
enterdelusions of a raving lunatic.
who stole my red ball nose.
Can you eat pancake makeup.
Have you met by brother?, hes a clown.
Chicks hate me cause my eyeliner looks better.
Nightmare in gibsontown.
I'm not clowning around
Have you ever done the acid with the picture of the clown on it.
don't I know you.
My parents met at a sideshow.
they use to shoot me out of the cannon.
Do you know what they do to the cotten candy sticks.
The ringmaster is a tranny.
Have I shown you the benefits of pam.
All dressed up and know one to kill.
I say next time we come out of the little car, we do a drive by on the
elephants.
Your so funny I forgot to laugh.
In the my yearbook, I was the class clown.
My name is Chris
I love it when midgets chew on my nuts.
PT Barnums illigetamate son.
If only it was an illussion.
Fuck Clowns.
... All Submitted by an unnamed Maniac ...
"My
extraordinary midnight solitude"
... Shawn
"Life
Harassed by Life"
... Chuck Schoon
"My
world ...not yours is driving you crazy!"
... -MAD
"Bruce
Bickford's Nightmare"
... adam lieb
"Quit
Clowning with my Toofies"
... the lovely Veena
"Wassup?"
... masterx_hackerx
"Carnie-Vores"
... Malevolence666
"A
Childs Best Friend"
... TeratisticPunker
"Escape
into Reality"
... -ethan
"The
Last Laugh"
... Robert Perdew
1.
concrete dissolved into lung
2. casualty of the void
3. Demontia
4. demorphisis
5. Dead Goon
6. chewing off my wings
7. SCHMERZCSchieber
8. Eine Nadel, die Leicht Durch Meine Blende Gedr¸ckt Wird
9. prima del chiarimento
10. festering smegma coated burning love vessels
11. dissonant repugnation
"casuality of the abyss"
the dimensions of dementia
dementions
coalescing The Abyss
venture to the coeliac of euthanasia
... All submitted by YoungBe NeedYoungFlower ...
Dreams
of the Abyss
... A Baxter
"Optical
Delusion"
"Come smile with me"
"Numb Yum"
"See what I can do?"
"Suite Pea Sea"
"Happy Meal"
... All submitted by Heresy ...
"Sweating
under the paint."
... Timothy Hofmann
ME
THE OUTCAST
... scott.asbury
"makes
me-makes you laugh a little louder"
... Bob Budrow
"barbed
rig the clown"
... famine_avatar
"Self inflicted ecstasy" ...
nothing__8
"The
Land"
... D3fmade2000
"having
a wonderful time wish you were"
... Ghastleygirl
"mr.
happy"
... Jeff R. Jordan
"Heeere's
Bobby!"
... ~Free
"LIFES
A CROSS EYED CLOWN WAITING TO LAUGH!"
... DoodlesIsHere
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