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RS CONNETT'S FAVORITE SUBMISSIONS

Out of over 400 entries, here's my favorites that didn't win, (but which I plan to steal for other pictures!)

I'm gratified to know that there are people out there with minds as tilted as this. I salute your genius! Truly, you represent the pinnacle of human intellectual evolution ... RS

"I Eat the Maggots Inside of Your Womb"
&
"Diaper Stench"

... Liz Jacobs ...

"white heroin"

... Cheryl Sommers ...

"cotton candy, acid & entrails"

... Bonestheclown ...

"when im lonely, i go to hell"

... -tAbi ...

"Holy fuckin hangover"

... Gerald P. Cates, AKA: "lefty"C.O. "LEFT Side prod. ...

"Happy Bunny Sunshine Parade"

... Sheldon Pfeifer ...

"Emmett HELLY"
(A take on the name of the famous clown Emmett Kelly)

... Art Wahlers ...

"They're Laughing At Me Mom"

... Aaron Redmond ...

"The Black Dimension of Fear"

... Bridget Galinski ...

"Bozi Muka, (Czechoslovakian for "God's Torment")"

... Geoff Wood ...

"Spiritus ist nicht mein Freund" -
(German for: "Alcohol is not my friend")

... Optikal Fade ...

"when liars dream"

... George Davis ...

"CRANKMAGGOT"
" FINAL STAGE OF BOWEL FUNGUS"
" SNIFFING TOE JAM"
" TURD SMOKER"

... RICK ...

"not re-hab again"

... maddmaxx ...

"Die Eier von Satan"
&
"Distastefully Obvious"

... Marilynne ...

"Can't go to sleep...clowns will eat me...."

... Phox ...

"a crazy drunk geezer's mundane effort to acquire food and shelter"

... monkey toe ...

"gusto laugho satanis"

... Beckham H. Miller ...

"klonapin"
(the anti-depressant that causes suicide attempts -
i know of two other victims besides me so its a definite)

... dybbuk ...

"kill my mom"

... yosiki ...

"Mephiticlown"

... Don Trujillo ...

"Smile now, shit later.."

... Chris Cragan ...

"Kick me in the Big Top!"
... by Bartholemew(-LEFTY>) Powers ...

Girlfriends PMS
Daddy dont hit me
I'm not your cotten candy
... All by James Ellis ...

Le Ballad Mal
Lusus Naturae (Freak of Nature)
... the supreme ruler of Halgith ...

Deep Fried Cerebral Cortex
I Don't Want to Go Back To Work
... by the insane Chuck Schoon ...

My Life is a Joke.......I Don't Get it
... All by Donna Ball ...

i bet that clowns name is norma
... Turntable, AKA: -n3ekolah ...

"in species rictus"
... AscensionMaster ...

"Cant sleep, the clowns will eat me"
... Jeff Love ...

Disney after Dark
... Maggie St. Thomas ...

Happy Fun Time Surprise
Daddy?
Masturbating with Vicks Vapo-Rub
... All submitted by CrazyDano ...

god was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains , so I ate him

I can't Find My pants!

... Dave ...

mini johnson

their all laughing at me

... dou "the beast" ryan ...

Ictus

... unknown person ...

"Carnival Delusia"

... Frank Flintstone ...

"Circus of the Shrimp"

... Chris Winkler ...

CIRQUE DU ABYSS*

... Jim Sizelove ...

When the lights go on at jumbos.

All dressed up and know one to kill.

I say next time we come out of the little car, we do a drive by on the
elephants.

My name is Chris

I love it when midgets chew on my nuts.

... All Submitted by an unnamed Maniac ...

"Quit Clowning with my Toofies"

... the lovely Veena ...

"Carnie-Vores"

... Malevolence666 ...

festering smegma coated burning love vessels

... YoungBe NeedYoungFlower ...

"barbed rig the clown"

... famine_avatar ...

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